Monday, March 16, 2009

I'm 74% FOB

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[x] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ ] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 8

[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster/facebook
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict (somewhat...)
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table (i KNEW them before...)
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[x] You've seen the asian version The Ring/The grudge

X's so far: 15

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 22

[x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 29

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer.

X's so far: 30

[x] You have a curfew ( i used to?)
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] you like bubble tea (WHOOT!!! GIMME MY KIDNEY STONES ANYDAY!)
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 35

[x] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] When you ask for your mom's permission, she goes "ask your dad"

Total X's: 37

Multiply your total score by 2 = 74%

My teenage life was 87% AWESOME

[x] Gotten detention. (ooh yeh detention...)
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Accumulative Total: 3

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times (COUGH3u mathsCOUGH)
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it. (mum told me not to go if i didnt feel like it)
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Accumulative Total: 7

[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Accumulative Total: 12

[ ] Pulled Down The Fire Alarm.
[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school. (it was xanga back then...)
[x] Took Pictures during school hours. (with those disposable cameras...)
[x] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class. (mini disk player... MDs...)

Accumulative Total: 16

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class test.
[x] Ate food during class. (hey, i did that everyday... COUGH3u japCOUGH)

Accumulative Total: 21

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] couldnt go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. (does screaming penis count?)

Accumulative Total: 25

[x] Faked your parents signature (i even did everyone else's parents' signatures)
[x] Slept in class. (didnt everyone?)
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face (it was an accident)
[x] Copied homework

Accumulative Total: 29


MULTIPLY BY THREE : 29 x 3 = 87%