Monday, December 27, 2010
Desiderata
Friday, October 15, 2010
The last time I laughed until my belly hurt and tears were running down my cheeks, was today...
15102010 1028AM
From Lewinski
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
7. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at workwhen you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks meif I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Michael Hill Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than Michael Hill.
20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" option.
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nodand smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team upto prevent an arse from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
31. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their carkeys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my last 5 cents everyone can find and push thesnooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, firsttime, every time!
Sunday, October 03, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Moral Support x 100 WIN
Someone sent me this today...
I think I will read it for motivation and moral support everytime I feel down...
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Me/ yehhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhaahha
http://www.cathaypacific.com/cpa/en_INTL/careers/flying/fa_requirements
Someone/ do it
Me/yeh
i should aye
Someone/do u have an arm reach of 208 cm
Me/i think so
Someone/u would be a good flight attendant
Me/I KNOW RIGHT
Somoene/and u would look hot in the outfit!!
~~
naww...
ta...
^_^b
JYKW
Monday, September 13, 2010
Ettiquette No. 1
This is the first post of many to come on ettiquette.
Office Ettiquette
Monday Ettiquette
1. Always wear a collared shirt
It's good to set a good impression in people's minds that you are busy. v.busy. on a monday, with client meetings etc.
2. Always have a spreadsheet open on your montior
Have cells coloured to make it look busy and hectic (just as hectic as your monday schedule).
JYKW
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Just take it as a 'No'
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Le Bonheur
Il n'existe pas
Ni ici, ni ailleurs,
Da di da di da, da di dam
Nous allons mourir demain
Ne dites plus rien
Le bonheur conjugal
Restera de l'artisanat local
Laissez vous aller
Le temps d'un baiser
Hmm, je vais vous aimer
Le trésor n'est pas caché
Il est juste là,
à nos pieds, dévoilé
Il nous ferait presque tomber
C'est dommageable qu'on ne vive Qu'une seule fois
C'est le temps d'une joie qui s'offre comme vous à moi
Laissez vous aller
Le temps d'un baiser
Hmm, je vais vous aimer
Un peu de sel, dans la mer
Ne changera rien
On s'adore, on s'enterre
On trouve une main et on serre
N'ayez pas peur du bonheur
Il n'existe pas
Da di da di da, da di dam
Laissez vous aller
Le temps d'un baiser
Hmm, je vais vous aimer...
Laissez vous aller
Le temps d'un baiser
Hmm, je vais vous aimer...
